http://www.wishsms.com/index.php en-US http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/212.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:19:03 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/212.htm An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/211.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:18:46 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/211.htm Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/210.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:18:03 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/210.htm
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/209.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:17:14 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/209.htm A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.


Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!! ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/208.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:16:51 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/208.htm Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"
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BV: Mjhy ye nhi chaye koi sony ki chez2

Pathan Yelo takia or so jao;-)

Good Night:-) ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/206.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:14:10 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/206.htm
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/205.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:07:26 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/205.htm
One night of passion 9 months of pain

Baby is a idiot the fathers a git,

all b’coz the f***in condom split ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/204.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:42:39 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/204.htm I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere! ]]> http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/203.htm wishsms <admin@yourname.com> Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:41:56 +0000 http://www.wishsms.com/read.php/203.htm k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain ]]>