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Mar
13
Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!
Mar
13
Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Doctor: Shadi kar lo....
Mar
13
Wife to Husband
Shaadi ke dus saal hogaye abhi bhi saare purani hogaye
Shaadi ki sal gira mubarak papu ke papa mere AtM mein paise khali hogaye...
Husband replies to wife
Shaadi ki sal gira mubarak papu ke amma
Atm mein 0 balance hai aur 10 saal tak balance nahi hai papu ke amma...
Shaadi ke dus saal hogaye abhi bhi saare purani hogaye
Shaadi ki sal gira mubarak papu ke papa mere AtM mein paise khali hogaye...
Husband replies to wife
Shaadi ki sal gira mubarak papu ke amma
Atm mein 0 balance hai aur 10 saal tak balance nahi hai papu ke amma...
Mar
13
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,






