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Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)

Ghazal

Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy

or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the

or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya

ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte

aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi

yar bazar band hy na aslye

ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy

Moral of Story:
her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->

1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "

Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai

* Funny but fact...

* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h.. :-)

* Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban'nay Deta.. :-)

* Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)

* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban'na h :-)

* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0.. :-)

* D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi :-)