Mar
28
Dad: beti ki shadi ab jaldi kar deni chahiye.
Mom: haan! kitcken se roz gaajar moli gayab ho rahi hain.
Grand Father: do din se meri lathi bhi ghaib hai.
Mom: haan! kitcken se roz gaajar moli gayab ho rahi hain.
Grand Father: do din se meri lathi bhi ghaib hai.
Mar
28
A girl askz pappu
Gril: Wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu: legs
Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko
bistar pe karte hain?
Pappu : neend
Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki
waja se roti hai ?
Pappu: kaan main chaid(HOle)
Moral : aap bhi apni zehniat
Gril: Wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu: legs
Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko
bistar pe karte hain?
Pappu : neend
Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki
waja se roti hai ?
Pappu: kaan main chaid(HOle)
Moral : aap bhi apni zehniat
Mar
28
Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them
noticed a light on in a window.
Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: "Let"s take a peek!"
They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing.
Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can"t find him.
The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: "Why"d you run
away, you some kind of faggot or something?"
Johnnie replies: "No, my mother told me that if I ever do anything
naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God
would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window, some
part of my body start turning to stone (started to get hard), so I ran away!"
noticed a light on in a window.
Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: "Let"s take a peek!"
They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing.
Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can"t find him.
The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: "Why"d you run
away, you some kind of faggot or something?"
Johnnie replies: "No, my mother told me that if I ever do anything
naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God
would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window, some
part of my body start turning to stone (started to get hard), so I ran away!"
Mar
28
Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first guy, 'I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.'
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
The first guy, 'I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.'
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
Mar
28
Q: What is difference between
"GUN" and "L*N"
A: "GUN" is hot after the shot and "LUN" is hot before the shot
"GUN" and "L*N"
A: "GUN" is hot after the shot and "LUN" is hot before the shot
