Mar 19

Eid ek saal Unknown

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Eid ek saal main 2 times hote hai na...
Saccha pyaar zindagi main ek bar hoti hai na...
Tumhara yaad har saso main hota hai na...
Eid main sab kushiya hoti hai na...
Thanks jano...tumhara saath meri lye bohot hai...
Aaj Eid hai wow, maine soccha meri Eid EVERYDAY hota hai...
Tum jo meri dil main hon...
Dua hai meri Allah se tumko Life main sab kushiya hon...
Especially 4 u jano **EID - MUBARAK**
Mar 17

Titanic was sinking Unknown

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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Mar 17

Banta pair Unknown

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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Mar 17

Hindi Santa Unknown

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Hindi Santa

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D
Mar 17

the railways Unknown

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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.


Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
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