Apr 7

Pakistani Unknown

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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
Apr 7

Miyan Unknown

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Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya
Apr 7
1 Pistol 2 Gun ZARDARI tri MAA ko Lu*d

Bijli 8 bajy bund Bijli 10 bajy bund

ZARDARI tri Behn ko Lu*d

Jisny ye msg forward Nhi kya

Uski Ga*d me ZARDARI ka Lu*d
Apr 7

karoonga Unknown

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Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari
Apr 7
Aaj kal logon k kandhon pe baithay sakht pareshan hai

kyon k,

Koi bhi amal likhte waqt woh ek doosray se pochta hain,

Nawan time likhon ka purana?
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