Apr
7
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
Apr
1
Sardar to his wife
Koi aisa joke sunaoo jis mn sardar ka koi zikar na ho?
Wife:kuch der soch k "I'm pragnent...."
Koi aisa joke sunaoo jis mn sardar ka koi zikar na ho?
Wife:kuch der soch k "I'm pragnent...."
Apr
1
Sardar 2 his frnd
Tumharay underwear mn soorakh hn kia?
Frnd: nhi
Sardar: salay fir tangain kahan se dalta hy.......
Tumharay underwear mn soorakh hn kia?
Frnd: nhi
Sardar: salay fir tangain kahan se dalta hy.......
Apr
1
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha..
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha..
Apr
1
Jailer sardar g sy:"kal subha 8 bajy tumhen phansi ho jay gee."
Sardar ye sun k zor zor sy hasny laga
Jailer: Es ma hasny ke kya baat ha?
Sardar: Ma to uthta he subha 9 bajy hon
Sardar ye sun k zor zor sy hasny laga
Jailer: Es ma hasny ke kya baat ha?
Sardar: Ma to uthta he subha 9 bajy hon






