Apr
1
Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha...!
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane...
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane...
Apr
1
Sardar ji as a doctor U should jump 2
swimimig pool from 100 feet height...
Hero:I don't know swiming!
Sardar ji: Oye don't wory pool is empty:->
swimimig pool from 100 feet height...
Hero:I don't know swiming!
Sardar ji: Oye don't wory pool is empty:->
Apr
1
There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.
WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.
WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
Apr
1
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.
They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers.
They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY?
B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi.
They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers.
They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY?
B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi.
Apr
1
ll the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day.
The next day the story repeated itself.
The taxi just wouldn't move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.
WHY?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day.
The next day the story repeated itself.
The taxi just wouldn't move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.
WHY?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
