Mar 28

ur wife very sweet Unknown

wishsms , 23:35 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(39) , Via Original
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Mar 28

tells me so’ Unknown

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Mar 28

gamble, Unknown

wishsms , 23:34 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(32) , Via Original
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Mar 28

Zardari Unknown

wishsms , 23:33 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(31) , Via Original
Govermnt ne Zardari k
jaae peydaish(birth city)
ur
aabai ghar(birth place)
se sab se zyada TAX wasool kya
.
.
Socho kaha se..?
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.
.
Heramandi (Red light Area)
Mar 28

juice corner Unknown

wishsms , 23:33 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(31) , Via Original
A child on juice corner-

Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?

Father- Hai,

Teri Mummy.

Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..
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