Mar 28

milking machine Unknown

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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member.’ He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Mar 28

kal aayenge. Unknown

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Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge.
Mar 28

Happy Mango Season Unknown

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Udaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?

Wah Wah, Wah Wah

Udaas kyon kharay ho Shaam ki tarah?

Aa k mera LN chooso aam ki tarah.


Happy Mango Season.
Mar 28

aawaz aai Kon Unknown

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Flat ki ghanti baji, andar se aawaz aai Kon?

Cable wala: is maheenay ka bill lene aaya hon.

Larki: Baad main aah aah aa aaahnaa, abhi Doodh waly ka chuka rahi hon.
Mar 28

Ye pajame Unknown

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Ye pajame main mere kya ho raha hai,
jo chota sa tha woh bara ho raha hai,
Wese to itna moaaddab nahi tha lekin,
ye aap k ehtraam main khara ho raha hai.
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