Mar 28

brazer dena Unknown

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Girl: ek sasti c brazer dena

ye 100 ki ha

Girl: or sasti

Ye 60 ki ha

Or sasti

Ye 40 ki ha

Girl: or sasti

Chotay inko 2 igloo k khali CUP or SUTLI De Do!
Mar 28

difference Unknown

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Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big

hole.
Seema : They can f***' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "f***".
Mar 24

muth maar raha Unknown

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A girl tells her boyfriend inside cinema hall: mairay sath wala muth maar raha hai...
Boy says: ignore him.
Girl: i cant . . . He is using my hand.
Mar 24

juice corner Unknown

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A child on juice corner-

Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?

Father- Hai,

Teri Mummy.

Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..
Mar 24

Hum aids Unknown

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Na Hum aids se derty hain

Na hi Condom se kerty hain

Hum to duniya se derty hain

Iss liye Haath se kerty hain

HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends
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