Mar 24

behanji  rupiya Unknown

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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
Mar 24

Me sick, no work” Unknown

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Mar 24

Lab khamoosh Unknown

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Lab khamoosh hote hain, jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dharakta hai jab tum nigahen milate ho,
Sans ruk jati hai jab tum muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya jo itna daratey ho?  


Ho nahi sakta k teri yaad na aaye,
Bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aaye,
Tum bholo to tumhain agli sans na aaye,
Main bhoolon to.
...............
Ab banda bhool he jata hai.
Mar 24

hole in the end Unknown

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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Mar 24

Remove Bavarchi : Unknown

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Remove Bavarchi :
Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...
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