Mar
24
Chut Ke Ashiq
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
Mar
24
Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
Mar
24
Mum advice her daughter "i a boy touched ur breast say DON'T
n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her
mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"
n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her
mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"
Mar
24
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Mar
24
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
