Mar 17

the railways Unknown

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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.


Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
Mar 17

Santa visits bombay Unknown

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Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"
Mar 17

Anniversary k Unknown

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Anniversary k moqye pr PATHAN apni BV k liye gulab ka phool lakr aya

BV: Mjhy ye nhi chaye koi sony ki chez2

Pathan Yelo takia or so jao;-)

Good Night:-)
Mar 17

Pathan Unknown

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Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You.
Mar 17

Sex is evil sex Unknown

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Sex is evil sex is a game,

One night of passion 9 months of pain

Baby is a idiot the fathers a git,

all b’coz the f***in condom split
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