Mar 12

Bus male hoti hai ya female Unknown

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Boy:Bus male hoti hai ya female

Girl:Female

Boy:Why?

Girl:Us pe sub charhty hain

Boy:Tou wo Pregnant kyn nhi hoti

Girl:Stupid saray mard pechay sai charhty hain

Mar 12

5 dafa Zameen pe. Unknown

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Pathan: Kitne paise lo gi?
Girl: Bed 500, Sofa 200, Zameen pe 100.
Pathan ne 500 diye.
Girl: Yani Bed pe?
Pathan: Nahi


5 dafa Zameen pe.
Mar 12

Sardar ko Unknown

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Sardar ko uski girl frnd nai apne b**bs suck karny ko kaha

Sardar thori der suck karny k baad rone laga

Girlfriend:Kya howa?

Sardar: Maa yaad aa gayee
Mar 12

Blind wife Unknown

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Blind wife during sex ye kya hai?

Husband: Ye taaty hain!

Wife:Ye ander nhi jaty?

Husband:Nhi ye bahr rehty hain

Wife: Tumhare marzi bas andhi mohtaj ka haq na marna
Mar 12

Songs for Unknown

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Songs for penis of different ages
15-Papa kehte hein bara naam kare ga.
16-25-Dhoom macha de dhoom
26-40-Kabhie khushi kabhie gham
41-55-Kal ho na ho
55+ Pappu cant dance sala!
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