Aug 31
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Aug 31
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

�What's the matter, Mr. President?� The Vice President inquired.

�Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!� The President beamed.

�How long did it take you?�

�Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!�
Aug 31
Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian...
kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!
Aug 31
son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???

Dad: no,

Dad :why do u ask,

son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then

Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Aug 31
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
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