Aug
31
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u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
Aug
31
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
�What's the matter, Mr. President?� The Vice President inquired.
�Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!� The President beamed.
�How long did it take you?�
�Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!�
�What's the matter, Mr. President?� The Vice President inquired.
�Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!� The President beamed.
�How long did it take you?�
�Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!�
Aug
31
Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian...
kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!
kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!
Aug
31
son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then
Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then
Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Aug
31
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...






