Mar 11

funny sms Unknown

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Laali Champa se: Tum bartan dhonay ke liye kya istemal karti ho?

Champa: Mein ne bohot sari cheezein istemal kar ke dekhien lekin shoher se acha kisi ko nahi paaya.
Feb 11

larka college me frst Unknown

wishsms , 10:44 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(72) , Via Original
Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)

Feb 11

ik wo zamana tha k Unknown

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Ghazal

Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy

or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the

or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya

ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte

aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi

yar bazar band hy na aslye

ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy

Moral of Story:
her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->

Feb 11

1 bacha ghr se mar kha k Unknown

wishsms , 10:43 , fun sms , Comments(0) , Trackbacks(0) , Reads(64) , Via Original
1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

Feb 11

3 charsi motorcycle Unknown

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3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "

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Usne kaha: Nai.

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Wo B Bola: Nai.

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