Aug
31
son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then
Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then
Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Aug
31
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Aug
31
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
Aug
31
A man was selling his product by shouting !
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein"
Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein"
Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha
Aug
31
Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife�s phone
Dr. I�m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.
Dr. I�m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.






